Can yer Hear me, Mother?, Corse yer can! now, the rest on yer, (an Ah’m talkin to’t the four-leggs out there) get yer skates on, and send me the doings on yer two-leggs, snitch on ‘em, bubble ‘em, tell it like it is, an I’ll try to fitt in yer blurb on this page.
All yer gotta do is e-mail wiv yer tails at mutterings@lazygreyhound.info - it’s as easy-peasy as that.
Lookin forward to dishing up some dirt
Crazy Grey, editor in chief and chief biscuit tester…