Would you Adam -n- Eve It ?

Well, I mean to say, there we were, all out on the market square in jolly old Blyth, having a good womble round the shops, and who should we see, oh, you don’t know, do you. Well, let me tell you, it was that Jess person, the two-legg that ‘does’ for our two good friends, Bella and Millie. And, as if to prove that she (the Millie that is) is a little minx, doesn’t Jess spill the dirt on her? Goes on to tell us (well, to tell our two-leggs, anyway), all about her antics! I mean to say, if moccasins are not on the feet of two-leggs, they ‘must’ be fair game, mustn’t they? I mean, what’s the point of having a product made of (virtually) the  same stuff as a hide chew, if it isn’t for ‘CHEWING’!

Oh dear, Jess, just ‘cos Millie chewed your silly furry leather slipper (that’s all a mock-a-sin is, innit!) doesn’t mean she’s not a good do, well, okay, she may not be the bestest greyhound (that’s me, of course!)- we don’t do ‘chewing - well, the Rosie and I don’t do chewing, not much, not often, not really, not kidding!

See ya soon,

P.S. Millie, tell me your side of the story, and I’ll publish it (you may win a free breath of fresh air! (Oh Wow, we do splash the cash, don’t we ! ! ! )

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