Infamy, Infamy! - She’s got it In for me

Oh how utterly embarrassing, that LaMaisy creature (short for Lazy Maisy!) crept up on me, left one of MY favourite treats on HER bed, just so that I would HAVE to acquire it in the name of freshness, and while I was so studiously applying my attention to the humane and speedy euthanasia of that (gorgeous, sumptuous, divinely) tasty chocolate bone, the little minx sneaks a quick entry onto MY blogg, well, I mean to say, how very dare she? (I’ll get my own back somehow, you know what they say about revenge, it’s a dish best served cold).

But, to more mundane, earthly matters, what am I going to do with my gentle two-legg with the ringing in his ears. The poor thing has not had a proper night’s sleep in nearly two weeks, now that cannot be doing his health any good, can it? I’ll just have to take him for lots of walks, rub the palms of his hands with my head and shoulders, keep his lap warm with my chin and make sure he drinks plenty of that red stuff in those tall bottles (or the gold stuff!). Whoops, it’s time to oil his skull/head/brain, he has to put this oil in the oiling holes in the sides of his head about 3 or 4 times a day, must be something to do with stopping his two brain-cells from sticking together!

TTFN, be good, and if you can’t - keep it on a leader…

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